There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.

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jeolheyman:

sleeping joel

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the-pietriarchy:

looking this much like your digital counterpart can’t be legal and it’s making me angry

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frikinik:

Me and the wife when we have to get girl magazines for Scooter in Borderlands 2

Because we all know Scooter’s into the Women Over 80 kind. And the ones with pictures of Ellie.

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frikinik:

I made pita bread and it actually didn’t fuck up. Well, one of them only half puffed, but the other was spot on. Not bad for a test of the dough batch. Yeee!

It’s fucking amaze, man. Now I demand all of the Greek food to be made. Right meow.

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I just love them. I can’t even.

I just love them. I can’t even.

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world’s deadliest 13 year old

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llbwwb:

Mother care by Rob Janne.

llbwwb:

Mother care by Rob Janne.

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"choking is something you do when you eat too fast. as i’m crushing Mister Moorin’s windpipe with my watch chain, what i’m doing is actually referred to as strangling"

- Handsome Jack (the difference between choking and strangulation). (via noquitter)
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naprimer27:

Citizens of Opportunity! You represent the beginning of a grand adventure.

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